zackheroinbob:

kiss-my-assbutt:

lolzpicx:

Street Art

"graffiti isnt art its just vandalism"

The creativity is absolutely amazing

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believestagram:

by quotestagram

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No, fuck you. I was worth it. —and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via expo)

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mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

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webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.

16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

You are the most intuitive sixteen year old to ever live every single one of these is spot on

(via sarahhlouiseee)

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boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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memeguy-com:

Proud to be an Australian

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hogwarts-express:

What a cute story

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another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

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My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest. —Moriah Pearson (via vedere-paul)

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