onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
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shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

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the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

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caliphorniaqueen:

and then there’s rihanna lol

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marinashutup:

funfreacksnc:

where do you buy rory williams

i want a rory williams

i’m not even a fan of doctor who but this scene still gets me

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lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

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If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph. —

Unknown (via thexpotent)

This hit me harder than I expected.

(via isarian450)

wow

(via jesussbabymomma)

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teenagelucifer:

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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puppydogcalumhood:

5SOS isn’t even made up of guys. It’s made up of animals. You got a penguin as a lead singer, a puppy as a bassist, a kitten as a guitarist and a kangaroo on the drums.

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5sos-5ever:

Luke’s a precious flower 🌻

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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

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littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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